I STEPPED ON GUM! I STEPPED ON GUM! OH-HO-HOO! was that a shadow? or did I just blink? the bird outside is humming a broken melody they say time's a flat circle, but I swear it's a rectangle do you hear that? the wall just whispered my name someone's fixing the universe with duct tape scrimmy's still laughing, I swear I heard it the door never opens, but you hear it creak the sun's been on break for 40 minutes now a pigeon wrote your biography in chalk I walked into the kitchen and the fridge was singing half-life 2 was the last good thing I saw, the rest is just dust they told me to take the blue pill, but I ate a sandwich instead the puzzle piece was missing, but I think it's in the attic now Gordon Freeman knows something we don't, I swear a cake is fine, but what about the frosting? the floor is a lie, but the ceiling tells the truth who turned off the gravity? I saw the exit, but then the door closed itself the moon just looked at me and nodded you think the walls are solid, but they're breathing the static hums a lullaby from 1987 all my memories come pre-scratched like discount DVDs your reflection just winked at me from yesterday's mirror the rain tastes like unsent love letters my shadow got stuck in a revolving door the constellations are spelling out grocery lists time folded itself into paper airplanes gravity's just a suggestion after midnight my dreams come with director's commentary the sidewalk cracks hum showtunes in reverse
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i'm norsh and i make music and stuff. this is where my dumb ideas go.

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